Friday, March 26, 2010

Max Tweenie on sunbeds


Max Tweenie is leading a campaign to warn of the dangers of sun bed abuse.
Max Tweenie the once golden (as in roasted chicken look) boy of Hunny Monsters FC, is today a sad/sadder sight indeed.
"I look like a old man, like a flippin stage character out of Scrooge, A Christmas carol, you know the one By Charles Dickens" complained Max.

"No one told me about the dangers of sun beds, I would sleep under one every night". sighed Max. "Now I am left with a permanent bright orange face, most of my hair has fallen out and what is left is snow white. I look like one of them old time circus clowns". said Max angrily.

Max back in his glory gays.